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• I'm really concerned about my wife since we moved to California.
  She's gotten kind of kinky. She likes to tie me up and then go out with someone else....
• The State of California has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity." -- Ronald Reaga
• The State of California has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity. -- Ronald W. Reaga
• She has a body that won't quit; the problem is getting it started in the first place.
• On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers.
  God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said....
• Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
• I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
  -- Shecky Greene...
• Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
  Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel....
• Joan Collins makes a movie each year, and she has just started on her 67th movie.