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It's Hard To Be One Of The Thousand Points Of Light When You Can't Pay Your Electric Bill.
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It's hard to be one of the thousand points of light
when you can't pay your electric bill.
Related:
Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill.
overrun n. 1. [techspeak] Term for a frequent consequence of data arriving faster than it can be consumed, esp.
in serial line communications. For example, at 9600 baud there is almost exactly one character per millisecond, so if a silo can hold only two characters and the machine takes longer than 2 msec to get to service the interrupt, at least one character will be lost....
overrun: n. 1. [techspeak] Term for a frequent consequence of data arriving faster than it can be consumed, esp.
in serial line communications. For example, at 9600 baud there is almost exactly one character per millisecond, so if a {silo} can hold only two characters and the machine takes longer than 2 msec to get to service the interrupt, at least one character will be lost....
Do what you wanna, do what you will; Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill.
And when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip To help the next poor sucker on his one-way trip....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
-- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)...
Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies.
When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay?...
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.