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A Man On A Street Corner, Selling Flowers, Wearing Sunglasses, Holds A Sandwich Board That Read
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A man on a street corner, selling flowers, wearing sunglasses, holds
a sandwich board that reads:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
At least that's what they tell me
Because I'm blind.
-- Gary Larson, "Far Side"
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