Related:

• It slices, it dices.
• It slices! It dices! It makes mounds and mounds of mouth-watering coleslaw!
• Mrs. Bobbit..The new GINSU knive spokesperson: "It slices, it dice
• Black Screen of Death n. [prob. related to the Floating Head of Death in a famous "Far Side" cartoon.
  ] A failure mode of Microsloth Windows. On an attempt to launch a DOS box, a networked Windows system not uncommonly blanks the screen and locks up the PC so hard that it requires a cold boot to recover....
• bricked-up windows -- Oxymoro
• In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
  Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....
• OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
• To err is human, to really screw up takes Windows.
• When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...