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Its Mega Maid! She's Switched From 'suck' To 'blow'!
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Its Mega Maid! She's switched from 'suck' to 'blow'!
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Metamorphasis complete sir. Spaceball one has become... MEGA MAID!
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Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
The kids scream 'Oh yuck, we just hit a mosquito on the windshield - look at its blood.
' In fact, it isn't the mosquito's blood, but blood the insect has just recently sucked from a red-blooded animal....
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
A glancing blow from the cyclops' fist.
What is thy name, faire maid?" quoth he. "Penelophon, O King!
quoth she. -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- King Cophetua and the Beggar-maid...