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• Life is worth living, but only if we avoid the amusements of grown-up people. -- Robert Lynd
• Everyone has heard of Canterbury if only because they murder archbishops there. -- Michael Powell
• The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking.
  ..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind....
• It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
  We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them....
• The reason the Christians have murdered on such a vast scale and killed anyone and everyone in their way is purely and simply greed.
  .. Their insatiable greed and overweening ambition know no bound...
• Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have never even heard of.
  -- Nigel...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...