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• Whadda ya mean broken? I thought it was a fixed disk!
• If a stud cat gets fixed, it's broken.
• For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered.
• QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!
• Cartwright: "I must protest. To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation space is *suicide*.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be broken down into subjects and predicates.
  This is not because Quality is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct....
• Himen.sys - I knew something was broken.