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• It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
• Love is so much better when you are not married.
• Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• It was so cold, I almost got married.
• I chose and my world was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken -- The choosing was not.
  -- Stephen Sondheim, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE...
• It's hard to argue against the right when the right is so right!
• When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often.
• When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
• Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer) is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren.
  So, now that you all understand naches, the joke...