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It's So Slow That FOR I=1 TO 2:NEXT I Takes 6 Weeks.
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It's so slow that FOR I=1 TO 2:NEXT I takes 6 weeks.
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I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
THEOREM: VI is perfect. PROOF: VI in roman numerals is 6.
The natural numbers < 6 which divide 6 are 1, 2, and 3....
overrun: n. 1. [techspeak] Term for a frequent consequence of data arriving faster than it can be consumed, esp.
in serial line communications. For example, at 9600 baud there is almost exactly one character per millisecond, so if a {silo} can hold only two characters and the machine takes longer than 2 msec to get to service the interrupt, at least one character will be lost....
overrun n. 1. [techspeak] Term for a frequent consequence of data arriving faster than it can be consumed, esp.
in serial line communications. For example, at 9600 baud there is almost exactly one character per millisecond, so if a silo can hold only two characters and the machine takes longer than 2 msec to get to service the interrupt, at least one character will be lost....
Though I be rude in speech. -- New Testament -- 2 Corinthians xi, 6
I am slow of study. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act i, Sc. 2
Who would imagine that i^2 = -1?
Idleness is an appendix to nobility. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part i, Sect.
2, Memb. 2, Subsect. 6...
I know the road, I know where it goes; that's why I'm going so slow...