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• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
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  That's our old smell-hound. And... [said dog has become one big cement dog statue] Merl...
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• We were very poor when I was a kid. I remember one winter, it snowed and I didn't have a sled.
  I used to go downhill on my cousin. And you know, she wasn't bad. -- Joey Bishop...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land.
  With him, he brought his favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear and do assorted camp chores....
• I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT... -- Zippy the Pinhead