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• It was a dark and stormy byte...
• It was a dark and stormy night. -- Not a very promising beginning.
  It'll get better. -- Picard & Troi, The Royale, stardate 42625.4....
• It was a dark and stormy night; well, actually it was dark, partly cloudy with a 50% of rai
  maybe it was more like clear, with the moon shining...
• The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State Univ.
  by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his time) novelist....
• Quote #423 "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at occasional interval
  when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness....
• Quote #561 It was a dark and stormy night; the electronic missive's profligate packets wormed their wandering ways through the tau
  ansparent cables of the Internet's infrastructure, sped by swift, silent Solaris servers between bevies of brawny binaries - gap-toothed GIF's and jolly JPEG's - only to perish pitifully at the hands of the callous, capable kill-filter that protected the penultimate portal of Pauline's precious PC....
• Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
• For many a day, and many a dreadful night, Incessant lab'ring round the stormy cape.
  -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Summer, Line 1003...