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It Was Pity Stayed His Hand. "Pity I Don't Have Any More Bullets," Thought Frito.
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It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
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It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Ring...
Verily and forsooth, replied Goodgulf darkly. In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen.
Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts....
Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen.
Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts....
I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger in a quavering voice.
"No," said GoodGulf, "but I can. The letters are Elvish, of course, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here....
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
Natural laws have no pity.