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It Was The Dumbest Thing I Had Ever Seen, But It's A Family Thing, And I Guess It's Clean.
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It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing,
and I guess it's clean.
-- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS
Related:
But I can't excuse that FLASH GORDON review. That was the *dumbest* movie ever made.
-- A fan of Baron's who can't excuse just *one* little thing...
I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
But I guess nobody gets to live happily ever after anymore, do they?" -- Abby in SWAMP THING
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush...
Homer: Huh. Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush.
[SLH barks and runs off after them] {I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush....
I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
Groucho Borg: "That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated...
hat was the first thing I had to learn about her, and maybe the hardest I've ever learned about anything--that she is her ow
and what she gives me is of her choosing, and the more precious because of it....
Hello. I can't come to the phone now because -- HEY, GEORGE!
DON'T STAND ON THAT! ...Goddamn... Because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over....