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I Upgraded My Network Last Night. I Bought New Nikes!
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I upgraded my network last night. I bought new Nikes!
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Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
I was walking in someone else's sleep last night.
I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my Sears PONG game.
My mom called me last night... I'm over it now... I was thinking of calling her back.
.. There it passed......