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A Manuscript, Like A Fetus, Is Never Improved By Showing It To Somebody Before It Is Completed.
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A manuscript, like a fetus, is never improved by showing it to somebody
before it is completed.
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A surefire way to get unwanted guests to leave is the threat of showing family pictures taken by an 8 mm camera by someone who never handled the thing before.
Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.
The education of a man is never completed until he dies. -- Robert E. Lee
Former Fetus for Choice
Greetings from a former fetus!
Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
.. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
With all the stuff on the shelves now stamped "improved," what in blue blazes were we buying before?
As a former fetus, I OPPOSE ABORTION!
Nothing improves somebody's jokes like being the boss.