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I Used To Be Conceited, But Gave It Up. I'm Perfect Now.
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I used to be conceited, but gave it up. I'm perfect now.
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I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield
I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply Perfect. Ronen Borshack
I gave it up until Lent.
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
I'm not conceited, I just can't stand mortals.
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
I remember, I remember The fir-trees dark and high
I used to think their slender tops Were close against the sky...