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• I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
• QOTD: "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
• I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. -- Steven Wrigh
• I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
  -- comedian Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
  I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wrigh...