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I Use Windows...on My Car, On My House, But Not On My Computer!
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I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
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I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer.
Quote #595 I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone.
My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stronstrup...
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.