Related:

• The changes of the year were once a blessing Well, this year they're the seasons of my discontent But I cannot rewrite my old diaries I can only recall all the things that came and went.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• If I should die before I wake up I pray the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body -- that's your job.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm -- Crash Test Dummie
• I lately lost a preposition; It hid, I thought, beneath my chair And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
  Up from out of under there." Correctness is my vade mecum, And straggling phrases I abhor, And yet I wondered, "What should he come Up from out of under for?...
• I can't believe I actually own my own house. I'm looking at a house and it's two hundred grand.
  The realtor says, "It's got a great view." For two hundred grand I better open up the curtains and see breasts against the window....
• ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
  One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....