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I've Been Looking Forward To This Evening About As Much As I'd Look Forward To Having My Prostate Examined By The Incredible Hulk.
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I've been looking forward to this evening about as much as I'd look forward
to having my prostate examined by the Incredible Hulk.
-- Jan Murray
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