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• Through the gradual introduction of bird seed into your die
  you will start to whistle a good deal more, and as well, an additional side benefit, you will now be able to overcome the fear of flying that you previously had....
• Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
• To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
  if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....
• Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?
  It looks like it's already been eaten. Never buy anything you have to order by the size of its curd....
• Barber's Laws of Backpacking 1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes out positive.
  2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure....
• All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.
• You need to lose weight.
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
• Exercise for your health....eat a balanced diet. Control your weight.
  Don't Smoke. Nothing to Excess. All Things in Moderation....and tomorrow you die, anyway!...