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I've Been Trey-dueced. -- An Algonquinite With A Hand Of Threes And Two
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I've been trey-dueced.
-- An Algonquinite with a hand of threes and twos
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Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes. -- Robert Davi
I shall fold my tens and silently slip away. -- An Algonquinite with a losing card hand
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...