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I've Been Trying For Some Time To Develop A Lifestyle That Doesn't Require My Presence.
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I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that
doesn't require my presence.
-- Gary Trudeau
Related:
Gary Trudeau for President!
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I seem to be having tremendous difficulties with my lifestyle.
Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
In Palm Springs, they think that homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury", cartoon strip...
Mike: The Fourth Dimension is a shambles? Bernie
Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate....
Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie
Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate....