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• I'm out of sick leave, so I called in dead.
• I am sick unto death of obscure english towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers---and even sicker of their reside
  all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls....
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
• I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call.
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I am so smart I make myself sick.
• Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!