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• The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
  -- Mark Twain....
• The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.
  Mark Twai...
• A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
• Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
  Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
• He who hesitates is likely to miss the bus.
• Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
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• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...