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• I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was this little hole in the bottom .
  .. -- John Croll...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
• I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...