I've Gone Into Hundreds Of [fortune-teller's Parlors], And Have Been Told Thousands Of Things, But Nobody Ever Told Me I Was A Policewoman Getting Ready To Arrest Her.

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I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been
told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman
getting ready to arrest her.
-- New York City detective

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants.
-- Andy Warhol...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me....
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!

I've Gone Into Hundreds Of [fortune-teller's Parlors], And Have Been Told Thousands Of Things, But Nobody Ever Told Me I Was A Policewoman Getting Ready To Arrest Her.

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