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I've Got An IDEA!! Why Don't I STARE At You So HARD, You Forget Your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
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I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD,
you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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