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I've got to Brew Beer.
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I brew the beer that I drink.
When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I've got a BEER attitude!
We've got nothing better to do, 'cept watch TV and have a couple of brew.
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Moonshine ... on my shoulders ... makes me slip'ry .
.. Moonshine ... in my eyes ... would make me cry ....