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• I'm a law unto myself--and I break it anyway!
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• This is MY mail and I speak for MYSELF ONLY! - got it? -- DISCLAIMER
• McCoy: "If I keep this up, I'll end up talking to myself!" -- "STV:TFF", Stardate 8451.1