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• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Two rather dumb teams were playing one another in football.
  The visiting team heard the ref's whistle and thought it was the sign that the game had ended, whereupon the team left the field....
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
• I didn't pay a lot for this dress. I got it for a bargain.
  I heard somebody say I must've got this dress for a ridiculous figure. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• My favorite football team is whoever plays the Dolphins this week.