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• I met Elvis + lived...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. -- Will Roge
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• I am convinced as shoppers of Hy-Vee go, so goes the state of Iowa.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking at a Hy-Vee grocery store in Cedar Rapids, Iowa...
• It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
  -- Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)...
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing