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I've Never Thought My Speeches Were Too Long; I've Enjoyed Them. -- Hubert M.
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I've never thought my speeches were too long; I've enjoyed them.
-- Hubert M. Humphrey
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
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Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
Oh, ever thus, from childhood's hour, I 've seen my fondest hopes decay
I never loved a tree or flower But 't was the first to fade away....
Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote....