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• Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
  Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles....
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
• I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
• When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
  One can explain things so clearly to one's self! And then, you know, one is so patient with one's self...
• Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....
• I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...