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• I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
• 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
  I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." --Paula Poundstone...
• Thank god for water. If there was no water we couldn't learn how to swim, and then we'd all drown.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I have tried too in my time to be a philosopher; but I don't know how, cheerfulness was always breaking in.
  OLIVER EDWARDS...
• Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.] Norm
  Afternoon, everybody! All: Anton! -- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm Woody...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Two little mice went swimming. And one of the mice started to drown.
  The other mouse dragged him out and tried to save him....
• Talk not of comfort, 'tis for lighter ills; I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.
  -- Addiso...