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A Man Who Has No Eyes, Sess A Tree With Apples. He Takes No Apples He Leaves No Apples A One-eyed Man Sees A Tree With Two Apples And Takes One.
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A man who has no eyes,
sess a tree with apples.
He takes no apples
He leaves no apples
A one-eyed man sees a tree
with two apples and takes
one. (Notice use of plural
vs singular)
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