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I Wanna Come Back As A Toungue Depressor For Heather Locklear!
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I wanna come back as a toungue depressor for Heather Locklear!
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Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested -- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large.
Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous....
'Heather, why are you such a megabitch ?' 'Because I can be.' -- Heathe
Veronica : But Heather why can't we talk to different types of people Heathe
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,do I look like Mother Teresa ? -- Heathe...
All i wanna do, I wanna zoom zoom zoom...
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day...
I wanna have Vincent's kittens.
Heather to her 2 mommies: "Why do I have only 1 navel?
I wanna reach up and touch the sky; I wanna touch the sun but I don't wanna fry.