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I Want A WESSON OIL Lease!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! -- Zippy the Pinhead
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead