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• How can you tell if your car is a lemon? Your car might be a lemon if
  1) You can't get your glove compartment closed because of all the repair receipts....
• If it's got tits or tyres, it will give you problems..
• I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
• Want to have some fun? Walk into an antique shop and say, What's new?
• Lisa: Anyway, my point is, the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems.
  Like those fingerprints: they could have gotten on the gun some other way....
• If you don't know what you want, go to an antique shop - they've got it.
• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
  #2 Desserts: A woman will generally admire an ornate dessert for the artistic work it is, praising its creator and waiting a suitable interval before she reluctantly takes a small sliver off one edge....
• I have already not made that point.