I Was Going To Procrastinate, But I Put It Off....

I Was Going To Procrastinate, But I Put It Off....

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I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off....

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I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate...
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!
Procrastinate now!
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
I drink from the vial marked `POISON' on the off chance that someone put a potion of extra healing in by accident.