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I Was In A Coach, Flying Through The London Night, Bound For The Ladies' Home.
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I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the
ladies' home...
Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or
a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?
-- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality
Related:
I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
'...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
Home Sweet Home?? This place is a ZOO!!
Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
Come home America. -- George McGovern, 1972
And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME!
I am home! The modem's on, isn't it?
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.