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I Was Married Once - In San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years.
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I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years.
The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate.
There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
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I wonder, are the San Francisco Giants moving to Florida to avoid the danger of earthquakes?
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wrigh
Marriage, as far as I'm concerned, is one of the most wonderful, heartwarming, satisfying experiences a human being can have.
I've only been married seventeen years, so I haven't seen that side of it yet. -- George Gobel...
This morning, we in the San Francisco Bay area were treated to about eight earthquakes.
The first was at about 6:30, the next at about 6...
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. -- Mark Twai
Quote #428 I did like seeing all the EDA vendors and customers there, but thought it odd that at a conference which is 95% male, they had a band playing slow dance music.
Then I remembered: "Oh, yea! That's right. We're in San Francisco!...
I have little experience of marriage myself,sir,having only been married once. -- Oscar Wilde
Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.