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I wasn't there. I didn't do it. I want my lawyer!
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The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
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I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house. I'm actually a lawyer.
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno
I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!
When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing.
If I do win it, you get nothing....
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...