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I Was Out In The Backyard One Beautiful Day. I Said To My Mother, "Mama, Why Don't I Have No Sister Or No Brother?
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I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama,
why don't I have no sister or no brother?"
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear. As lazy as your
father was, you're lucky that you got here."
-- Nipsey Russell
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