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I Was Perfect--and Then My Parents Got Hold Of Me.
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I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
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My parents looted L.A., all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Cynosure and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to DS-9 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My parents went to Tehran and all I got was this lousy death shroud.
My parents went to Niagra Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!