I Was Saying, Continued The Rocket, I Was Saying - What Was I Saying?

I Was Saying, Continued The Rocket, I Was Saying - What Was I Saying?

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I was saying, continued the Rocket, I was saying - What was I saying?
You were talking about yourself, replied the Roman Candle.
Of course; I knew I was discussing some interesting subject when I was so
rudely interrupted.
-- Oscar Wilde, The Remarkable Rocket

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