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I went to the petshop for Beatles
But they were totally out of stock
I tried gardening supplies for Rolling Stones
But all that they had was a rock
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
GARDENING TIP Install a bird feeding post. This will- - support the local bird population - get rid of those pesky slugs naturally
but most of all - save on cat food -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
I found this news absolutely dismaying..." Edith Cresson (Premier, France) (edith@paris.
gov.fr) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MOUSE Computer input device, named by some scientists at Xerox when they were pissed out of their brains.
They also labelled the computer's display screen a Vole, but were less successful in spreading of this term....
HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...