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A Massive Walk-in Safe Takes Up The Entire North Wall.
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A massive walk-in safe takes up the entire north wall. It is tightly
closed, and has no handle, lock, nor keyhole.
Related:
Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
It has no lock.
Time lock safe, clerk cannot open.
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it...
Also, it takes a lot longer to get up North ..... The slow way -- "Clever Trevor" Ian Drury
There is an enormous oyster here with its shell tightly closed.
Interesting. Interesting. There seems to be something written on the underside of the oyster....
Now you are standing in the grey shack. The clapboard walls are cheap and flimsy.
There is a heavy coating of dust over the entire interior....
Cynicism is safe, optimism takes real intelligence.
Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement.
Mankind has to be stirred up. -- Alfred North Whitehead...