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• If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far. -- Paul White
• If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far." -- Paul White
• When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• Scotch: very old ginger ale with an attitude.
• I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude.
• I love my attitude problem