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I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Time I've Been Called 'diminutive.
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I wish I had a dime for every time I've been called 'diminutive.' I'm
not - I'm just damn short.
-- Michael J. Fox, actor.
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
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I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....